How Not to Make Deadline.

Ah… So Tiddly Winks actually exist. NOT just a cliché. SEE! Take THAT, all you editors, who struck them out of my writing with your non-repro blue china markers… there IS such a thing after all. I wonder if they’re fun? Because now I really, really want a set. Okay. Ebay, next up, right

Just in time for bathing suit season

Anytime you’re feeling just the tad bit sensitive about how YOU look naked, go back to your bookmarks and FIND THIS PAGE. Think of the confidence THIS MAN HAS. BE INSPIRED. Yes. He has WAY more guitars than you do. Yes. He has seen a lot more women naked than you ever will –