The Snarling, Sarcastic, Turn Myself Into A Crabby Dowager Project

Are you scared? I am. A little. This is Silly Scott, from Portsmouth, UK, who is willing, nay, eager (although I can’t tell who looks more timid, Scott or his lupine captive), to perform magic or other themed … things… at YOUR next event. With kids. Yikes. Scott, you’re a trooper. Are you HAPPY,